NORWAY’S BEST BAND NAMES

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Hey, we’re not total assholes over here at Bad Sounds. After irritating a few artists with our last article, we thought we’d be nice and give you a list of who we think are the best names in current Norwegian music. Just like the worst names, this is solely about English language names and not the music (which we couldn’t care less about on a list like this).

See? We do actually like some things about Norwegian music!

If you disagree or want to comment, feel free to do so below. Thanks again to Urørt’s web page for inspiration. Compiled by Thomas Brady and the Editors.

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1. The “Slackers” category.

PALE KIDS

SOCIAL SUICIDE

NO TALENT

PLACID PEAK

LOW STANDARDS

KINGS OF CONVENIENCE

THE UNDERACHIEVERS

2. Names that have to do with drugs and alcohol:

HAVANA ACID CLUB

BLACKOUT DREAMS

THE NEW WINE

THE GREAT TEQUILA HANGOVER

DRUGGED SS

REHAB ROYALE

3. “Badasses” category.

DARK TIMES

FROST

KILLL

OBLITERATION

EMPEROR

CADAVER 

MAYHEM

DARKTHRONE

4. Just plain cool.

SUCCUBA

NEXT LIFE

BEGLOMEG

BIOSPHERE

SHIT CITY

LASH OUT

PROBLEMS

5. Or memorable.

THE VENGEANCE PARTY

THE WHITEST BOY ALIVE

LIFE…BUT HOW TO LIVE IT?


 MIDNIGHT MINISTERS
ARSON BEATS SEX
 COMMON CAUSE


OFFONOFF

MINOR MAJORITY
THE THING
RICH GIRL FUNERAL


PAINTED TRUTH

 

….And the winner of Norway’s Best Band Name??

TALIBAN AIRWAYS

 

Hehe.

(Disclaimer: In light of discovering the recent history to this band name, we have to say we don’t condone it, as much as find it memorable!)

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2 Responses to NORWAY’S BEST BAND NAMES

  1. Wtf, no DEATHHAMMER? The only Norwegian band with two H´s in a row. They should be in badasses or memorable. And BLACK MAGIC should be in just plain cool.

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